Loving The Beast In You Part 2 y

Fifth: Oh girl, asan na si girlash?

Myra: Kalma ka lang. Bumalik sa kotse ko. Kinukuha yung pepper spray, baka daw pagsamantalahan mo daw sya. Hahaha.

Fifth: Yuck. Hindi ako pumapatol sa kapareho ko ano.

Myra: Hahaha. Basta, wag ka papahalata. Kundi, mapupurnada ang ginugusto ng iyong damdamin.

Fifth: Kinikilabutan ako sayo.

Myra: Oh Roda, andyan ka na pala.

Roda: Ay wala. Standee lang ako. 

Myra: Gaga. Oh, Fifth, this is Rodalyn. Rodalyn, this is Fifth. Fifth, she's your baby maker.

Fifth: *tindig lalaki. Hindi halatang bi* Nice to meet you Roda.

Rodalyn: Myra, tigilan mo ko sa kalokohan mo. Nasan na yung lalaki?

Myra: Err, nasa harap mo?

Roda: Yung totoong lalaki. Gaydar. Gay Radar.

Myra: Uhrmm.

Roda: Nawalan lang ako ng yaman pero nakilala ko na halos lahat ng uri ng tao. Nasan na.

Fifth: Hirap naman girlash. Sorry na. Sige na. Sige na. Friend ko naman sya talaga, this is his house. He'll be arriving tomorrow pa. 

Roda: So anong gagawin nyo sakin?

Fifth: Don't worry. You stay here first sa bahay nya. I trust you naman kasi sabi ni Myragirl, you're trustworthy. Kaya, eto. Eto susi ng main door. Susi sa basement. Susi sa Master's bedroom. That's all thank you!

Roda: T-teka. Bakit Master's lang, walang guest room? 

Fifth: Actually 12 guest rooms ang nandito pero wala akong ibibigay sayo kahit isa kasi PANO KAYO MAKAKABUO KUNG MAGKAHIWALAY NG ROOM, DUH?

Roda: Eh pero-

Fifth: No buts. Go girl.

Myra: Oh Roda girl, iwan na kita ha. Don't worry I'll make visit you everytime. :) Mabait naman si Ken eh.

Roda: So, na meet mo na sya? At ibubugaw mo pa ko sa bakla?

Fifth: Grabe maka bakla.

Myra: Oo, na meet ko na. Kilalang kilala ko na. *pabulong* Baka nga kilala mo din eh.

Roda: Ano yon?

Myra: Wala. Oh, dyan ka na. Di na kita tutlungan mag ayos ng gamit. Baak biglang dumating si Ken, mapurnada pa. ;)

Roda: Che!

Fifth: Ngapala, I'm giving you the right to make kain all the stuff in the ref.

Roda: Kahit di mo sabihin, gagawin ko talaga.

Fifth: And, si Ken na lang magsasabi sayo ng abouts tungkol dun sa Baby Making chenes.

Roda: Babay Making, ano to, poster making contest?

Myra: Ewan. Basta, babush girl. I love you to the levalicous megalicious of earthlings.

Fifth: byeeee. Enjooyyy!

Hayy. Ewan ko ba kung ano tong pinasok ko. Nag aral ako sa Paris. Yes, Im very liberated, I had 18 boyfriends and I make out pero never pa yang ganyan. Ewan. Makapunta na nga lang sa kusina. Tingin tingin sa fridge. Ay kaya. Kaya pala payag na payag mag ubos ng pagkain, KASI WALA NAMANG LAMAN. -_- Mej. Shunga. 

Naglakad lakad na lang me punta sa Master's bedroom. Sana wag na dumating forever kung sino man g sugo ni Poncio Pilato yang si Ken. 

Huwaw. King sized bed. Matress on the floor. 100x100 flat screen tv. Wii. Play station. Walk in closet. I miss this life. Hay. Kung hindi lang talaga ako natalo ng hayop na yon sa Poker, di sana mas mayaman ako ngayon. Kainis. Nahiha na ko sa kama at di na namalayang nakatulog na pala.

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Himala, wala pa ang otor na peymwor. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Before anything else, I would like to say thank you to Dr. Santos. Wherever you are right now, you will never be forgotten. You are one of God's gift to MIT. Thank you for always trusting the scholars. You were so kind to me. You would ask me to sit in front of your desk and ask questions about stuff. I wasn't able to bid goodbye and give all the thanks I could. Seriously, this makes me so sad. You were a very good person. My words can;t be expressed and feelings cannot be suppressed. Masayadong nakakalungkot Doc. Thank you for everything and you may rest in peace. Fr almost 4 years, I've grown to love you Sir. :)) Rest now and goodbye. You truly are a Maestro. :D

Sorry, I cannot update any of my stories, I don't have the happy thoughts to continue LTBIY and Fab Five yet. :D

FAB FIVE

Story of Grade 8 Filipino girls. :P Saka na boys, mahirap sila pag samahin eh. nYhahahaha. bagong boylets ang eenter.

CHOS NA CHOS. HERE IT IS. Girls, HULAAN NYO, KUNG SINO KAYO. :p

Tamara Vallirama, wala lang. Para masama ako noh. (INAMIN DAW BA)
Dara Dominguez, sweet and kind, being friendly is her field.
Aki Salcedo, half Chinita, pure maldita. Payatot nga lang.
Winter Reyes, galit sa mundo pero may puso. #FRETY
Jazz Mendez, sporty pero lovely.

*Nagalakad ang Barkada Pretty sa hallway ng Chenelyn School*
Tamara: Inaantok pa ko, huhuhu.
Dara: Anong oras natulog? Or should I say natulog pa ba?
Winter: Sus. Nakatulugan ko na yan sa fb eh.
Aki: Yan asi. Kasi.
Tamara: *itinaas ang dalawang kamay, winagayway,* HALLELUJAAAAA! MABUHAY ANG PANGINOON! 
Aki: Nakakahiya ka. Mayaman ka ba talaga? Muka kang laking squatters =.
Tamara: HurtHurt. Alam nyo namang sa Pasig River ako nakatira. HUHU
Jazz: Guys. Sibat na ko ha. Excused daw ang Volleyball Team from 1st-3rd Period eh. YAHOOO.
Winter: Gusto ko nyan. Ampota. bakit hindi ako sumali?
Tamara: Wala ka aksing intintindi kundi si Guro. Guro Guro. Chenilyn. NGANGA KA TULOY. WAHAHAHAHA.
Winter: Che.

Pumasok na ang apat sa classroom dahil umalis na si Jazz. Lumapit ang negrang balyena ng section sa kanila.
Chichi: Well. Well. Well.
Aki: Balon in Filipino.
Chichi: Che. Nandito na pala kayo.
Tamara: Ay, wala wala. Imagination.
Sa sobrang nawalan si Winter ng gana sa pagmumuka ni Chichi, nagsaksak na lang sya ng earphones sa tenga at nakinig sa mga recorded sound sa iCloud Ni Guro.
Dara: Wag nyo patulan.
Chichi: Bait baitan, bichesa din naman.
Dara: Okay.... :))))
At nanood na lang si Dara ng Detective Conan.
Chichi: So, kamusta ang bakasyon sa London?
Tamara: Okay na sana eh. Masasabi ko na sana na okay simula nung vacation hanggang sa araw nato, KUNG HINDI KITA NAKITA.
Aki: Sobrang sikat naman namin. Gusto mo fansign? Talagang ni stalk mo kami all the way to London. Thank you. :D
Chichi: EWAN KO SA INYO. 
At nag walk out ang gaga.
Lumapit naman si Chienna na daig pa ang school newspaper sa dami ng alam na kwento/balita/chismis. 
Chienna: Girls, knows nyo naman na kayo ang pinaka hinahangaan na group dito sa school diba?
Aki: So? Wag mo ko paandaran Chienna, i don't need compliments for us to agreen on something. Use pity it might take an effect but vanity? Never.
Chienna: Ah. Er.
Tamara: Dejk! Lams mo naman si Aki, palabiro. Ano ba atin?
Chienna: May dadating na hunk na hunk at hawt na hawt na boys sa schooooooooooooool. <3 . <3 Like OMG.
Silang apat: SO? 
Tamara: Anong mapapala ko sa lalaki?
Aki: Exactly.
Dara: Okay nako kay Conan.
Winter: *Tugs*Tugs*Tugs*
Chienna: Ahh. Hindi kayo interested?
Tamara: Chienna look. Mej friends tayo, so i'm telling you. Boys are nothing but bunch of egoistic and  chauvinistic  baboons that would like to control you. After some time, kapag sawa na sila, they'll leave you. Wala ng Prince Charming, nasa libro na lang.
Aki: *Umupo at nag Wattpad**Iniiwasan ang mga ganong topic*
Chienna: Whatcha mean?
Tamara: Gentlemen? They only exist on books. Magiging interisado na lang kaming apat and lima including Jazz kapag ang mga lalaki ay naging kapareho na ng nasa libro.
Chienna: Don't you think you're having too much of books Tamara kaya nabubuhay ka sa fantasy? Syempre, kailangan nating magkamali para mahanap si The One. 
Tamara: Making a mistake is fine but doing it over and over again is stupid.
Chienna: Pero you have to meet random guys first bago mo SYA makilala.
Tamara: Look, go to the new students na sinasabi mo. As the Student Council President, I'ma assigning you to tour them para sa ikasisiya mo. And for your statement, the five of us? we'd rather stay single than waste time with the wrong one. *wink*
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PASALAMAT AKYO, WALA PANG OTOR NA PEYWOR, MEJ SERIOUS TO EH. BAKIT NGA BA INIIWASAN NI AKI ANG MGA GANONG USAPAN? SINO NGA BA SI GURO PARA KAY WINTER? BAKIT NGA BA GALIT NA GALIT ANG FAB FIVE SA LALAKI? ABANGAN SA NEXT YEAR AT KUNG KELAN MA TRIP-AN NI OTOR. :3 LABYOUUU HERE AND THEREE! <3 <3 

You Bring Out The Beast In Me

Oh, lumelevel ang title. Cheneilyn. At syempre, hindi pa din nagbabago ang peywor na otor. Mutha guth? Nyahahahahaha.

Chapter 1
You Are?

Shocks. Ang init init. Sumasakit na ang tiyan ko sa sobrang init. Konek? WALAKAMPAKE. Nakaririmarim ang aking itsura sa suot na kamisetang puti na ngayo'y dilaw na dala na rin ng kalumaan and secret lang natin to, lampin to ng kapatid ko dati. Harhar. Suot ang pantalong kupas na nakailang laba na sa chlorine at ang tsinelas kong Havanas. Take note, hindi Havaianas kundi Havanas. SHUSHAL NUH? Nyahahaha. At ang tanging pangtaklob at panangga sa sikat ng araw ay ang lukot lukot ng resume na inutang ko pa ang pam photocopy. At syempre, charot lang yon. Sobrang hirap naman ko nun diba? 

Well, going back to reality.

"So, payag ka na ba na maging house maid nung friend-friend ng friend ko?" tanong ni Myra sakin.
Roda: Ano ba kasi gagawin ko dun?
Myra: HALER? MAID? ANONG GINAGAWA NG MAID? AY, NAGBABASA NG DYARYO SA UMAGA TAPOS PATIMPLA KA NG KAPE DUN SA FRIEND FRIEND NG FRIEND KO, PARA MASAYA DIBA?
Roda: -_- Gaga.
Myra: Tatanong pa eh.
Nikki: Sige na roda. Payag ka na. Para naman may kitain kang pera.
Roda: Palagay mo sakin, mahirap? 
Jane: Well, after mong malulungong sa nicotine at poker sa casino, ibenta bahay mo sa LA, lahat ng bahay mo sa panig ng mundo, lahat ng Ferrari mo, lahat ng restaurants mo, considered na ba yon as mahirap?
Athena: Prang hindi pa naman. Slight lang. Mej.
Roda: AKALA NYO. AKO NANLILIBRE SA INYO LAGI DATI.
Lucy: Jusko. Sinong kuripot?  
Roda: Okeypayn.
Myra: So, ano? game?
Roda: Yoko. Bababa self-esteem ko.
Myra: okeypayn.
Myra: AKo may alam.
Roda: ANong trabaho yan?
Myra: Baka di mo magustuhan eh.
Roda: Ano nga.
Myra: *pabulong* Baby maker.
Roda: Madali lang pala eh. Bab-HAHHH? BINUBUGAW NYO NA BA AKO?
Myra: Suggestion lang naman.
Roda: Second thought, okay lang din. Sus. Kailangan ko lang pera. I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. ALAM NYO NAMAN AKO TAGA PLANO NG BAGAY BAGAY. Geh, game ako dyan Myra. BRING IT ON, BABYYY.


So sa tingin nyo talaga papayag ako gumawa ng bata? No. Syempre, peperahan ko muna, tapos tatakas ako. MWAHAHAHA. SABI NI NEQ THE BEQ, RITS GUY DAW YUN SABI NI MYRANG GAGITA DIBA, WALANG WALA NA SA KANYA KUNG TUMANGAY AKO NG $100,000,000. HEHEHEHEH.



Bahay ni Fifth Solomon

Fifth: Oh Myra? ikaw yung friend friend ni Charles brother diba?
Myra: Ah, ako nga.
Fifth: T'was nice meeting you last time. :)
Myra: My pleasure. Ngapala I went here kasi I'm gonna make sabi that I found soemone na is willing to make you know gawa gawa the baby that your Grandfather needs. 
Fifth: O yeah sure. Wait, I have a secret to tell you. It's the deepest and darkest. Not the fact that I'm you know, bi but something else since you're Charles' friend friend naman.
Myra: What is it?
Fifth: *whisper not Modess.* dbvfasugsnhyriknfokbmhmfjfigfjfdigjdkfgmfdkmnkfhftgmjhkhgnjihgnmjkghmjkghmjkghm.
Myra: o.O WHUT. TRUEESUNG?
Fifth: True.
Myra: Wala bang sabit yan? Baka naman chenilyn ek ek yan.
Fifth: Waley girl. Surenss itechi. Basta yung babae na sinasabi mo ha. In my house tomorrow na kelsi. Getchina.

ANO NGA BA ANG SIKRETO NA SINABI NI FIFTH KAY MYRA? 

DANDANDAN DALANDAN

Happy 1000+ views sa blog ko. Mwahahahaha. Pake mo kung one thousand lang, di wag mo basahin. Che. I just have to clarify some things.

1. Roda, puchanetka, ANONG GINAGAWA MO SAKIN? BAKIT LAGING AKO? AKALA KO SOLID WALANG TITIBAG, TAPOS GRABE. RODA. GRABE LANG. AKO PA TALAGA? LAGI NA LANG AKO. AKO. AKO. TT TT. May sakit na nga ako, ako pa din lagi. 

2. Wala lang. hehee. Wala na ako maisip. 

3. naisip ko kanina
Knock. Knock
SAGOT NG WHO'S THERE
duling
DULING WHO?
*tune of Sa'yo by Silent Sanctuary*
Tumingin, kahit duling
Magtapat ng nadarama
NAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ANG PANY PANY KO TALAGA. oh, pany hindi kung ano iniisip nyo dyan. PANY. OR FUNNY. PANY. ARASO? DE.

MAY BAGO DIN AKONG STORY, AKALA MO RODA HA. MATALINO NA KO NGAYON, COCS TO MEN. HINDI NA MARY JANE. NYAHAHAHA. Tenks sa makakagets. 

PS. Hayop kapatid ko, ayaw isoli libro ko. Tengene nye. Makikita nya sa isang araw, wala na syang isusuot na damit. 

Randomest Random Entry of the Randoming Random WHUT

At dahil isa akong dakilang gaya gaya puto maya ako kay NeqSisBoomBoomBaKellsChina at alam ko namang ako yung namimiss mong matatakutin-kung hindi, okay. NYAHAHAHA.

The weirdest and the most epic parts of my bucket list:

1. I want to be the third party. Not parties like real parties then having the 3rd one. No, not that. Like the other woman. But not when the guy is married of course, I don't want to meddle with God's blessings to them. I just want the bf/gf type then I'm the other woman. I want to experience hiding from the legal lady. I want to experience having problems when should I meet the guy. I want it. I want to know how much a guy's endurance can hold. I want to see how much they really love their girlfriend that they can resist my charm (Charot. Wala naman akong charm. Nyahahaha) Just. I just want to experience it. I find it cool and adventurous. ;)

2. I want to feel broken, not my pockets neither by my friends but by a guy. I want to feel down. I want to feel crazy. I want to feel the moving on stage. I want to have that "Hey. Sup, I've moved on." line. I want that. To feel the rsing chenes of ebriting. WAHAHA. #SABOG ME

3. I WANT TO SEE HOGWARTS. Even just in dreams, I wanna see Hogwarts. There's already Hogwarts in Universal Studios but I haven't been there so yea. Soon, I'm gonna go there. #SWEAR

So, what now? I'm runiin out of things to write in here. And again, I haven't started Fahrenheit. WHUT A MESS I AM. Plus the fact that boiling Adibo spilled onto my right foot that it wouldn't let me wear my shoes nor walk properly. AM I GOING TO SCHOOL? I bet I must. Hahahahaha. :D 

Pagbabalik

Seriously though, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE. I'm pretty much bombarded with works to do.

1. I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED FAHRENHEIT 451. My mind is pretty much submerged with some thoughts. 
2. I made a Persieve but the painting sucks so I have to redo it.
3. Haven't even started any of the Science stuff.
4. Some ink paintings for Art.
5. I haven't eaten lunch. ^^

Well, I SHOULD FINISH Fahrenheit. It's a must. :D Well, what should I say? Okay. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. 
I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. 
I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. 
I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. 
I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. 
I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. 
I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED.
 I MUST NOT START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. 
I MUST START READING THE HARRY POTTER SHORT STORY THAT J.K. RELEASED. YES, I MUST.


NOOOO.

You know what, Harry Potter is <3 It's an amazing piece. Yesterday I was in National Bookstore, I had money to buy the Paper Towns that John Green wrote but I had to stop myself. I'm getting poorER. T T. Plus, I have Fahrenheit to read. My long over due The Catastrophic History of You and Me which is heartbreaking that I needed to stop myself from reading. Prom by Andersen that I am enjoying. And the unopened Cut book by McCornick. Hahahaha. I've got tons to readdddddddddddddd. I'am a certified reader. I love reading since before. I was a fast reader even though I am not yet going to school yet since my Aunt is a teacher and she gives me those fancy books she have. So then when I entered Grade 1, I was always the representative for Oratorical bloody etc and Storytelling sth since I also love memorizing, BEFORE. And then I started reading textbooks which are also helpful for me. I even tried reading the Dictionary, I finished it but I'm so sorry I was Grade 3 back then so I didn't care about those words. As long as I can write in English properly, I don't need fancy words but I'm loving them now. Haha. So what now? I'm posting a story so I won't run out of ideas. Gahhh!