NALOLOKA AKO SA PINAGAGAGAWA KO. Buntisin daw ba ang sarili? Jusko.
Athena's
Myra: I'm pregnant.
Me: Hah? E-edi tapos na bachelor days ni Niall.
Myra: H-hindi si Niall yung ama.
Me: ANO? Who, then?
Myra: S-si Liam.
Me: What the fuck? Stop the joke Besh.
Myra: I am not joking. We've been doing this for, for quite a long time. Besh, besh sorry.
Me: No. No.
Myra: Sorry. Kung, kung gusto mo, I'll go to the Philippines and-
Me: No no. You're so, you're so young and naive. L-Lia-Liam took advantage, didn't he?
Myra: A-a-y-yes. Kind of. But no I mean.
Me: H-he'll m-marry you.
Myra: B-but h-he's yours.
Me: I'm willing to d-drop the engagement for you.
Myra: B-but.
Me: No.
I walked out with only one destination in my mind, the studio.
Liam: Heeeyy babe! We're free today. Do you?
Me: Let's talk.
Liam: We, are, nott, talking?
Me: Outside.
Harry: I smell trouble trouble.
Lou: I knew you were trouble when you walked innn, shame on me nooww.
Harry: Oh shut up.
Niall: Thena, what's wrong?
Me: Every fcking thing.
Liam: Babe? What's wrong?
Tears started falling.
Me: You had, you had sex with Myra. (Fck, Nag isip ako kung isusulat ko tong sentence na to.GanFic is GenFic.)
I said more of a statement than a question.
Liam: B-babe. Ath-athena. It's not like.
Me: Did you, have sex with my bestfriend?
Liam: Athena..
Me: Answer the goddamned question. DID. YOU. HAVE. SEX. WITH. MY. BESTFRIEND?
Liam: Y-yes. B-but..
Me: She's pregnant.
Liam: WHAT? That's impossible. We did it last...
Me: Ohh. So you keep track? Woah. I'm impressed.
Liam: Babe.
Me: Marry her.
Liam: What? No!
Me: I said, marry her. Or we'll call her parents in the Philippines. Or we'll make an issue about you molesting someone. I think, your band mates wouldn't like that.
Liam: No, oh god. I told you, I hate changing plans.
Me: You should've thought of that before..
Liam: No. No.
Me: I'm a journalist Liam. You know I can,
Liam: Oh fine! I'll marry her. But Athena, I- I love you so much.
Me: You fcked my bestfriend, face the fcking consequences.
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