Saturday, September 13, 2014

The Reunion 2.0

Dahil natatamad na ako sa pags-ship ng peoplets, lok at dis. And, I'm trying to connect my story to Roda's para di kayo maguluhan. Hallo? HALLO. And, eto yung prequel. Kay Roda, si Kenny at Nikki diba? Dito kasi nalaman ni Nikkibells na gusto sya ni Kennybells. Bago maging sila, KenDalyn Feels muna na totoo naman sa real life. ;) Kay Roda, si Athena and Bernard, pero si Mathew muna naging ex ni Athena. Nanglalaki sya ng makita nya si Bernard. At ang nakakajirits, single pa ako dito. Dun, single mom. Yung totoo diba? Dun kay Roda, hopia si Joel, dito, HOPIA pa din. ^^

And, gaya ng sabi ni Rodabells, since Reunion to. Marunong ng mag Filipino ang mga Korean peoplets.
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Ulan Bator, Mongolia

Myra: Halllo? Hallo ebriwannn! See? I'm not late anymore.
Oh, whyness is the atmosphere so gloooomyy?
Charles: *kadadating lang* Anong gloomy? Wag nyo ako dramahan. Sobra sobrang drama na kami Kendra sa new movie namin, ayoko na ng isa pang drama dito.
Myra: Yes, nakaka stress kaya. Sis, anong nangyari sa muka ng dalawang yan?
Nikki: Si Roda, ano kasi. Ah. Ah ano. Kasi.
Myra: Sis, uso banyo.
Nikki: Hindi kasi ano. Jane, ikaw na nga magsabi.
Jane: Why me? You tell.
Nikki: Ikaw na.
Jane: Sige. If you're not my bestfriend lang talaga. Roda and Kenny broke up.
Myra and Charles: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Myra: What happened?
Charles: This is tragedy. I have to tell this to Tita Charo so she can show it MMK. HUHUHU 
Myra: Oh Tom, you're always with Kenny, what happened?
Tom: Pinili ni Kenny yung army. 
Myra: *jaw drops* YANG TATAA?
Charles: Eh kay Cousin, anyare?
Lucy: Cousin mo, di mo alam nangyare?
Charles: Lucy, tinatanong?
Lucy: Yes Charles. Sinasagot na kita. Yes. 
Charles: Whatever. I'm busy dancing Zumba with Tita Kris.
RC: She's still dancing Zumba? I taught her how to do break dance.
Charles: Ngapala, nabanggit ni Tita Kris, jowa mo na daw sya?
RC: Yes, Kris and I are in a relationship.
Myra, Nikki, Charles, Jane, Tom and Lucy: *jaw drops*
Charles: Well, what happened to cousin?
Lucy: Athena and Mathew broke up.
Charles and Myra: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Myra: Charles, kapit ka. Magugunaw na ang mundo.
Charles; Yes friend. I know right.
Myra: Ang pinakanilalanggam na couple sa buong mundo, break na? Eh kulang na lang mahiya ang honey sa ka sweet-an nila ah.
Nikki: Nangbabae si Mathew.
Charles: Eh !"££$$%%^&*((*&^%%$$ pala yun eh!
Nikki: Kalma.

 Umupo ang lahat sa sofa kung saan nandun ang umiiyak na si Athena at Roda.

Myra: Rods, anyare?
Roda: H-hindi *hik* n-naman tala *hik* ga yung a-army *hik* ang d-dahi-lan eh.
Jane: Ikaw Tom ha. Mali mali info mo.
Roda: *tingin kay Nikki* I-ikaw *hik* p-pala g-gusto n-ya.
Nikki: AKO?!
Joel: My babe, my sunshine, my baby, my honeybunch, my buhay my life, AKIN KA LANG. *yakap kay Nikki*
Myra, Charles, Jane, Tom, Lucy: *face palms* Hopia 5eves.
Roda: O-o. I-ikaw daw a-ang g-gusto n-nya.
Myra: Sshhh. Tahan na Roda.
Roda: P-pero, okay lang. Love is ab-out sac-rifice. 
Charles: Couz, ikaw, anyare kay Mathew?
Athena: Hayop na Mathew yan. Assistant pala sya ni Criss Angel, di man lang sinabi sakin. Sana naka pag papicture ako. PERO HINDIIIII.
Jane: Anong kemberlu yan?
*everyone looks at Jane*
Jane: What? Natutunan ko kay Tom.
*everyone looks suspiciously at Tom*
Tom: *whistle*whistle*whistle* What you gonna do with that big fat butt?
Everyone: Whistle Whistle Whistle.
Lucy: I thought nambabae?
Athena: Tingin nyo magagawa yun ni Mathew babe? 
Charles: Eh anong real problem? Hindi naman kayo magb-break dahil lang kay Criss Angel diba diba?
Athena: Ako ang nanglalaki.
Roda: Legit?
Athena: Yep. Mami-meet nyo sya soon. Mathew and I are good friends. He's actually dating someone. Remember our school mate before? Destiny.
Nikki: Di kaya sya makasuhan na cradle snatcher nun?
Joel: Wag mo sila problemahin My babe, my sunshine, my baby, my honeybunch, my buhay my life. Ako kelan mo ako sasagutin?
Nikki: Pag may world peace na.
Charles: Brace yourself Joel, may gyera pa din sa Saudi. 
Athena and Roda: Hopia to the max.
Myra: Oh, well, wala naman palang problema eh. Lafang na tayo mga friendsisssssssss.

*After eating*
Charles: Friends, I'm going back na to Manila. Hinahantay na ako ni bestfriend Kendra. May practice kasi kami para sa Fashion Show ng Bench na The Covered Lie (Hindi na Naked Truth).
Myra: Bye guys. Sasabay na ako kay Charles. Charles pwede ba?
Charles: Okay, dun ka sa pakpak ng airplane. 
Myra and Charles: Byeeeee.
Nikki and Jane: We're going too. 
Joel: My babe, my sunshine, my baby, my honeybunch, my buhay my life, hintayin mo ko.
*sinipa ni Jane si Joel*
Tom and Lucy: We're going too.
Athena: How's business?
Tom: It's fine.
Roda: Business?
Lucy: Yes. Tosilogan.
Roda: Tosilogan?
Lucy: Name of our store. Tom plus Lucy, ToCy so we're selling Tosilogs.
Roda: Ahhh. Byeee.
Tom and Lucy: Byeee.
Athena: Sib, una na ako ha. Pupuntahan ko pa si Bernard. 
Roda: Bakit di mo pa sinabi sa kanila na si Bernard yun?
Athena: Eh kasi nga diba, ex ni Nikki si Bernard, baka ma hurt si Joel.
Roda: Eh diba nga close minded ka? Dapat hinayaan mo na lang.
Athena: HAHAHAHA. Oh well, bye Sib.
Roda: Bye.
*naiwan si Roda*
Roda: Hay nako Roda. Ang shunga shunga mo talaga. Bakit ka nagpaiwan? Yung totoo? 
*tumayo*
Roda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Guy: Sorry Miss.
Roda: No- it's okay. 
Guy: Sorry Miss.
*natapunan pala si Roda ng juice.*
Guy: I'm really sorry Miss?
Roda: Rodalyn Gasid.
*napatingin si Guy*
Guy: Keith Barbarona. 
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Errr. ENEBEEE. Bumabalik yung feels ko sa KeiLyn ehh.
(KeiLyn Feels)
(JoKKi Feels)
(BerThena Feels)
(ChaCy Feels)
(ToCy Feels)
(KeKki Feels)


4 comments:

  1. Ahhhhh. KeiLyn. Gagawan ko ng sequel yang reunion mo. Hooo. Lecheng prove you're not a robot na to ah.

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  2. IKR. Leche. Masyado tayong pretty para maging robot lang. ^^ Wag Roda. Mabilis din namang e-exit si KiFu eh. Tuloy mo na lang LabTem ng BerThena <3 . <3

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